Get Roasted
Gates Open WA offers a new and innovative way to support artists and comedians while presenting your friends, family or enemies with a gift or experience they will never forget. Get them professionally roasted! The best birthday, bachelorx, retirement or whatever occasion gift you could give. Fill out the intake form, choose your package and we'll get started preparing professional comedians to come and roast your loved ones! Thank you for supporting the arts community in so many ways!
Choose Their Fate: Our Packages
Have a personalized 2-5 minute roast video made for your roastee by professional comedians. It's like Cameo but kind of mean.
$100-$150
Our most popular package. A professional comedian comes into the party, roasts the honoree with 10 minutes of jokes just for (about) them!
$500
This is the ultimate roast package! 2-3 professional comedians come and perform 20+ minutes of roast jokes about your honoree. Wow.
$1,000-1,500
Suprise! This in-person 5-minute live roast of your honoree is an easy addition to any event schedule and something everyone will remember.
$300
This is getting serious. Roast your honoree with 15 minutes of professionally written and performed personal jokes! They will never forget and maybe not forgive. Worth it.
$800
Do these packages not fit your idea for your party? Let us know your vision and we can make it work. Want a specific comedian (even the famous ones!) we can talk about our options!